How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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