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You smell like a Billy Joel song
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
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I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
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Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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