when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza