I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
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When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
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she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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