Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
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I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
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I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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