seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
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He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
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he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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