I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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