Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
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But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
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I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend