Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
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I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
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Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.