It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?