So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.