I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
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that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
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So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now