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it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
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