So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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