If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
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We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
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this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..