i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.