If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I'm sobbing to NWA