Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.