dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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