I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
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Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
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apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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