Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I just gift wrapped bread.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
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You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
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I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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