i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
are you so shy because you have an std?
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
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A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
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The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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