The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
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She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
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He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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