I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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