There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
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Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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