I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.