Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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