Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
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We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
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i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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