I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
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I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
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It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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