But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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