Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
