Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
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All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
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Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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