before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Randomize
