So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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