She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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