Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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