sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
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an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
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You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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