White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Randomize
