I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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