Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Randomize
