i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
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She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
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Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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