Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Quick, to the slutcave!
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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