A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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