does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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