note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
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those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
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We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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