I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Randomize