i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
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We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
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She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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