That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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