Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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