ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
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This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
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I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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