Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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