you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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