Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
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