I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
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The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
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Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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