She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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