I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
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No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
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Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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