Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
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there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
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Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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